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“In 1973 the incomprehensible pronouncements from a ginger cat named Charley warned children against strangers, matches, water safety and other everyday perils.”
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Don’t Play With Fireworks
Never trust a man who can’t pull a comb through his hair. From the days when we had snow in November.
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Green Cross Code
Darth Vader harangues small boys on the kerbside.
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Keep in the Swim
Dave’s a twat!
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Learn to Swim
Rolf Harris and his beard, let loose in a swimming pool full of kids.
